Excerpt from "Kids Pick the Funniest Poems"

Poem #1

A Teacher's Lament

Don't tell me the cat ate your math sheet,
And your spelling words went down the drain,
And you couldn't decipher your homework,
Because it was soaked in the rain.

Don't tell you slaved for hours
On the project that's due today,
And you would have had it finished
If your snake hadn't run away.

Don't tell me you lost your eraser,
And you worksheets and pencils, too,
And your papers are stuck together
With a great big blob of glue.

I'm tired of all your excuses;
They are really a terrible bore.
Besides, I forgot my own work,
At home ion my study drawer.

~Kalli Dakos